Thursday 17 June 2010

EEEMMMOOOOOO!!!

Don't ask why, I'm just in a weird mood where I feel like ripping on Emos a tiny bit. Bad Sarah. Very Bad. *Hangs head in shame* *Giggles like a drunk bitch*

So I give you the classic Emo Song:





Love it... Makes me laugh every time I watch it.

Saturday 12 June 2010

JLS - Beat Again... Emotional Blackmail or Romantic Declaration?

OK... So here's the thing, at my old job one of my colleges and I used to have mini arguments about the meaning of this particular song... I voted emotional blackmail and she voted romantic declaration of love. Bare in mind she thinks Edward Cullen is the ideal perfect man and that his sneaking into Bellas bedroom and watching her sleep without her knowledge or consent was romantic. Her opinion is skewed. Stalking is not romantic, it's creepy and worrying and a brilliant reason to get a restraining order.

So, for your judgement, these are the lyrics, though it pains me to post them here. What do you think?

Damn, the doctor's just finished telling me
There's no time, losing you could be the end of me
And that I should do the things that I wanna do
How could I without you, without you, oh

'Cause you're the only one I let in
Tell me how to stop this feeling spreading
I'm hoping somehow that you know, oh

Let's just get back together, we should've never broke up
They're telling me that my heart won't beat again
We should've stayed together, 'cause when you left me it stopped
They're telling me that my heart won't beat again

Won't beat again, it's killing me
Hey, hey, hey

If I died, yeah, would you come to my funeral?
Would you cry, would you feel some regret that we didn't try?
Or would you fall apart the same as I
I, I, I

Oh, and would it always haunt you, baby
That you missed your chance to save me?
'Cause you know it's not too late
Hey, hey, hey


Let's just get back together, we should've never broke up
They're telling me that my heart won't beat again
We should've stayed together, 'cause when you left me it stopped
They're telling me that my heart won't beat again

Won't beat again, it's killing me
That my heart won't beat again
Won't beat again it's killing me
Hey, I need you

Back in my arms, I need love CPR
'Cause it's getting so cold, oh
I need you back again or else I'll never mend
And girl, if I go, I go, I go, I go

Let's just get back together, we should've never broke up
They're telling me that my heart won't beat again
We should've stayed together, 'cause when you left me it stopped
They're telling me that my heart won't beat again

Won't beat again, it's killing me
That my heart won't beat again
Won't beat again
It's killing me, hey, come on

I'm beggin' , please, don't let me go
I'm beggin' , please, don't let me go
I'm beggin' , please, don't let me go
I'm beggin' , please, don't let me go

I have highlighted the chunk I find most creepy in bold... That to me is like walking up to someone and saying "If you don't stay with me I'll die and then you'll be sorry! You'll feel sooooooooo guilty! You killed me! It's your fault!" Actually, pretty much the whole song sounds like that to me. The desperate emotional blackmail of an unsound mind. Worrying. It's not so much "I love you so much I'd die without you." as "Bitch I'ma DIE and it's YOUR FAULT!!!! I hope you feel guilty and you NEVER get over it!!!!!"... A line crossed from romantic to batshit scrazy.

Friday 11 June 2010

1 Rule for a Flat Stomach! ZOMG!!!!!

Now, I don't like to piss on anyones parade but... Oh who am I kidding, I love it. Anyway... I'm pretty sure the ONE RULE FOR A FLAT STOMACH!!!! ZOMG!!!! is actually, consume less fat/ calories than you use... Just a thought. Not whatever these links online will try and convince you. Also, a ten pound weight drop in a week is frowned upon by healthcare professionals... A healthy weightloss is about three pounds a week. But both of those things are secondary to the ads for the MIRACLE WEIGHTLOSS SECRETS ZOMG!!!! that are flaunted about. Like this one!

Stomach Rule

As a general rule of thumb if they don't show faces, you can be certain it's not the same people. Before Lady and After Lady are two different ladies! ZOMG! Also, is the one tip to give birth!? Because I'm pretty sure Before Lady is pregnant. Just my opinion I know but I think its probably a safe bet. Also, I think After Lady is a page three model. Once again, just my opinion as without faces it's a tough one to call. Even their BOOBS are different sizes!

Also, you can't spot tone... You can't follow ONE SECRET TIP!!!! ZOMG!!! and lose just tummy fat... You have to do all over work and junk. Logic says it. Pretty sure berries or tablets or patches or enemas or whatever it is they fob off on the desperate and gullible don't work, especially not for spot toning and long term weight management. Only healthy eating and exercise will do that. Except spot toning... See the sentence on spot toning for clarity.

Don't get me started on the tablets... Very bad side effects if you don't do exactly what they say... *Shudder* It's vile.

Monday 7 June 2010

Darth Hammer...

OK, this video has over a million views so I have no doubt in my mind that anyone reading this has probably seen it. That doesn't stop it being awesome, and wont stop me posting it.





For someone who's never sat through an entire Star Wars film I certainly am a big Star Wars geek... Love it!

More Bones.

OK, so this blog is becoming a bit Bones centric... BUT, I cant help but love all the pop culture references and such that they throw in. Like this one.

Bones Nightmare

Accompanied by the words “It's creepy... It's like... Freddy creepy.” from Dr. Sweets. Oh yes. Oh hell yes. I loves it! Now, if you don't get this at all, please beat your head against your computer screen repeatedly. If that doesn't kill you, then watch Nightmare on Elm Street, who's main character is Freddy Krueger, played by Robert Englund. The same guy who played the guy in that photo on Bones. Yes. I'm a loser, but if you had to read the explanation, then you are MORE of a loser and should be ashamed of yourself.

Sunday 6 June 2010

Randomness of Stuff.

So I'm going into "hibernation", backing off from everything so I can pick myself apart, get healthy, quit smoking, try and find a way to cope with my depression. You know. The usual.

I'll try and update my progress on here once a week. Maybe throw up a video or picture or something every so often.

Fun times.

Hmmm.... I was watching Bones (mores the shock)... And they had an episode at the end of Season 4 when Booth hallucinated Stewie from Family Guy for pretty much the whole episode. I thought it was hysterical. Then a few episodes into Season 5 I saw something that made me skip back and pause it to make sure I wasn't seeing things.

Simpsons Bones

Homer Simpsons skull X-ray behind Mr. Nigel-Murray. Oh yes. Love it. Also, in Season 5 episode 13 there is yet more Simpsons nods... The dentist had an appointment with a Dr Hibbert. Hehe.

12 things to do during my hibernation:

In no particular order.

1) Lose a stone.
2) Get a job.
3) Gain some upper body strength.
4) Do my direct access.
5) Make a dent in my debt.
6) Start meditating again.
7) Buy a bike.
8) Bake like I have never baked before.
9) Perfect my fondant sculpting/ cake decorating.
10) Make a dent in my novel. 2 hours writing per day. No less.
11) Learn guitar.
12) MOAR TATTOOS.

Totally gunna miss talking to Best Guy Friend. Hope he doesn't miss me too much.

Peace!

Thursday 3 June 2010

HELLO Again!

So I've been at my friends house for the weekend and it's taken me a while to get back into the swing of having working internets and a blog to update. Silly me.

I totally want a puppy. I want a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel... A Blenheim one... Like this cutie!

Cavalier King Charles Spaniel

Adorable right? If I got a girl one I'd call her Heda and for a boy one I'd call him Finley. They both mean fair warrior. Which sounds silly cos it's such a little doggy... But still.

That is all!