Sarah may present a choking hazard to small children.
Sarah may contain nuts.
Sarah is suitable for vegetarians.
Sarah should be stored out of direct sunlight.
Sarah is gluten free.
Sarah may contain small bones.
Sarah may cause drowsiness.
Sarah should not be taken with alcohol.
Sarah may have sharp edges.
Sarah cannot be held responsible for loss or theft of personal items.
Sarah cares not for your fuckery.
Heh. How cool am I!?!